Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?
Me: Estoy bitchin’
*on a date*
so haha tell me more about your dog
making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again
arent boybands supposed to have that //one ugly member// what the hell happened to one direction
Did L*uis die? My condolences.
Too bad that joke isn’t funny, asshole. Go ahead and swerve back into your own fucking lane and take your irrelevant opinions elsewhere.
Oh I’m sorry tumblr user cuntyspice do you think you’re funny? Take a step back and think about what you type before you do it
you know they dead
appropriate white culture. dance offbeat at the club. scream at your barista when she doesn’t put enough splenda in your latte. clap at the movie theater when the credits roll. put your child on a leash.
When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:
The longer that gif went on, the more I laughed/cried.
why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact
why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean
why dont jellyfish rule the world
Fun fact! Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you. Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom. Like this:
"homework" *tired zombie noises*
"studying" *sad zombie noises*
"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*
"internet" *happy zombie noises*
ke$ha’s mom gives thanks to her daughter for washing her first dish