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awesomephilia:

awesomephilia:

an octopus is just a wet spider

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are you calling me a spider




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wookiej:

Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?

Me: Estoy bitchin’




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dicklover3000:

*on a date*

so haha tell me more about your dog




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burgerkid:

making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again

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queerpoc:

liamlisten:

dsneylou:

cuntyspice:

omgzayn:

arent boybands supposed to have that //one ugly member// what the hell happened to one direction 

Did L*uis die? My condolences.

Too bad that joke isn’t funny, asshole. Go ahead and swerve back into your own fucking lane and take your irrelevant opinions elsewhere.

Oh I’m sorry tumblr user cuntyspice do you think you’re funny? Take a step back and think about what you type before you do it

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fake-mermaid:

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you know they dead




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dogapult:

appropriate white culture. dance offbeat at the club. scream at your barista when she doesn’t put enough splenda in your latte. clap at the movie theater when the credits roll. put your child on a leash.




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kittyinabeaker:

jenoshmellark:

When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:

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The longer that gif went on, the more I laughed/cried. 




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molotovriot:

space-tart:

astro-stoner:

hohokev:

why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact

why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean

why dont jellyfish rule the world

Fun fact!  Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you.  Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom.  Like this:

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The story behind the 4th of July

Britain: *makes taxes for colonies*
Colonists:
Colonists:
Colonists: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.



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shslequius:

"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*




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kristen stewart if you see this please hit me up




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crazyanimals:

ke$ha’s mom gives thanks to her daughter for washing her first dish


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